So today's assignment: Write a poem in Spanish.  It doesn't have to be complicated but it must be illustrated. 

(I don't want to wake up, I don't want to stretch, I don't want to work out.  I want to eat.)  My sentiments exactly.

(I don't like to lift weights, I don't like to brush my teeth, I don't like to get up at 6, I like to dance with Ms. [my name]) HA!


To close out the lol section, I called on a young Mexican boy to present his project.  He proceeded to explain, in a very thick accent, that his USB drive had a virus and when he tried to put it in the computer in the library "it started making da screen go real weird, so, i don't zeenk I should put it in your computer miz."
haha

In more sobering news, check this actual excerpt from a project on Senegal that was turned in to me:
Yep.  That's real.