Test Administrator (giving me the tests): "These are consumable, ok?"
Me (walking away): "Got it!  Thanks."
Test Administrator: "That means they can write ALL OVER IT."
Me: "Gotcha.  Have a good day!"
Test Administrator:  "They can highlight it, too."
Me: "..."
Test Administrator: "They can even color in the little faces of the pictures that go with the questions if they want to!" (clever grin).
Me (mentally): What the fuck is wrong with this person??!