Had a pretty good time with teacher-date over the weekend, but I don't think we're about to have a relationship.  I'm currently having a depressing day-mare where we get married in the school... nononononononoNO.

You know who else had fun with teacher-date?  Well not really with him personally, but evidently over the weekend a bunch of kids broke into his portable and went absolutely postal.  Graffiti on walls/ceiling/floors, desks thrown, files trashed, everything.  He doesn't think it was his students but I'm pretty sure they at least go to this school.  The weird thing is, the graffiti insults were aimed at "DUM FUKING FRESHMAN," so why trash a teacher's portable to scare freshmen?

The district officials were called and as far as I know, that's the end of that story.  Did you catch the spelling issues in the graffiti excerpt?  The first two are obvious, but even high ranking officials at this school can't seem to work out the complex details of grammar pluralization anomalies: