So as you know, I have a "fake" facebook that my students can "find."

I only log in to it about once a month to approve friend requests (the kids get really offended if you dont friend them, even if they are the devil incarnate when you try to teach them).  Imagine my joy when I found this "about me" and "favorite quotes" section on one of my students' profiles:

Gotta love those favorite quotations!  Especially the last one, of which this particular student does none.  For added pleasure, imagine trying to teach this student a different language.  Fun, huh?  Haha!